Bud Espenshade: okay this is really funny.one day a woman with no arms or legs was lying on the beach crying. a man nearby asked her "why are you crying?" she responded: "because ive never been kissed" so he kissed her and walked away. she started crying again so the man cam back and said" why are you crying?" she replied " because ive never been f###ed." he picked her up and threw in the ocean he shoted "your f###ed now!"...Show more
Toshiko Reimers: ok theres 4 college basketball fans 1. UK fan 2.LOuisville fan 3. georgia fan 4. tennessee fanwell they are hiking to show athletic skill. the tennesse fan decides he'll litterally be a die hard fan by juping off the cliff to show his love for his team. the georgia fan wasn't goin to be out skilled so he jumped too. well the kentucky fan was! really determined to be the best fan so instead of jumping he pushed off his rival, the louisville fan....Show more
Kenneth Blacker: Married men live longer then un-married men, but married men are more willing to die.
Alisia Sutphen: What does Richard Pryor, Michael Jackson and Nurse 'Hot Lips' Hulahan of Mash have in common?They have all had Major Burns on their face.
Sook Hershkowitz: 1. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?8.The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses i! t doesn't see it. What is it?9. While some months have just 30! days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?10. On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?12. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?13. It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?Answers to the Funny Riddles1. Watch this closely. I'm only going to do this once.2. Probably not, since he's dead.3. Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.4. Lunch and Dinner.5. "Damn."6. Just quit imagining!7. Mount Everest, of course.8. A coffin.9. Every month has 28 days. 10. Just one, me (I saw a man...).11. The egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.12. White. A house with all side facing south would have to be on the North Pole, where there might be p! olar bears, but no others.13. Your mind....Show more
Caryl Mclaen: 2 men walk into a bar the third one ducks....There is a metal bar that 2 men walk into and the third one is smart enough to duck!!!...Show more
Antone Bual: an attractive woman from new york was driving through a remote part of texas when her car broke down. an indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. she climed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. the ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.when they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'yahoo!' and rode off.'what did you do to get that indian so excited?' asked the service station attendant.'nothing' shrugged the woman. 'i merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so i wouldn't fall off.''lady,' the attendand sait, ! 'indians ride bareback.'...Show more
Lizzette Wendroth: you are d! riving a bus with six people in it at the first stop 3 people get of and ten get onat the second stop 5 people get of and none get onat the third stop 1 person gets of and 11 get on at the fourth stop no people get off and 5 get onat the last stop everyone gets offwho is driving the bus?........You are (you are driving a bus)...Show more
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